Head Sex and Snogging...

I have spent this week in Rexburg visiting my sister Tacy and some other friends here. It's been a lot of fun...eating out...playing games...same old Rexburg stuff. On Tuesday I was persuaded to go to Devotional again. We sat in the back row of the Taylor Chapel and sitting directly in front of me...and behind me...and pretty much all around me was a boy and a girl obviously in lust. So we are sitting there and no sooner does the speaker begin to speak, and these two kids begin the most annoying game of what I like to call 'head sex'. No kissing or anything, but they were incessantly rubbing their faces all over each other. He would rub his nose on her cheek, then she would rub her forehead in his neck...and so on and so on....you get the picture. And they were right in front of me...it was so distracting.
But, here is the cream of the crop.
We went bowling on Wednesday (I got a 45) and afterwards we went to Wingers. It was me, Jessie, Tacy, Rodney and Sophie. We were seated at a table and directly across from us were three windows and on the other side of those windows were little booths. So we placed our orders and were just sitting and chatting when all of the sudden I spy with my little eye this couple (not the same head sex couple) snogging the crap out of each other in the middle booth! (Snogging is the Harry Potter word for making out). This wasn't some cute little kisses amidst giggles and loving glances....this was full on tongue in mouth groping and grabbing making out! It was repulsive. We were all gawking and commenting and then I said "I'll give $10 to whoever goes over there and shuts the blinds on that window. Well, a few of the people in our party got up, but Tacy is the only one who made it to the window before chickening out. She gets over there and reaches up to pull the cord to shut the blinds, and of course, she grabbed the wrong cord and ended up opening the blinds even fuller. By now we are all hysterical with our faces in the table desperately trying not to make eye contact with the couple that was probably more than a little confused. Well, to make a long and pretty funny story short...she finally got the blinds shut and safely arrived back in her seat. We were laughing pretty hard, but eventually we got our food and we had kind of gotten over it. Well, about 10 minutes later, this guy comes walking around the corner and comes over to our table and says "Do you have a problem with us? Cause if you do you can just talk to us about it." I said, "Oh, no, that was just a personal joke with all of us, sorry if you thought it had to do with you". He said "Oh, well you could just talk to us," and then he returned to his booth. I am so sure....like we were actually going to walk around to his table and ask him politely to keep it in his pants for the next half hour or so. That would have been even more embarrassing for them. I have been wondering what they were going to tell their friends (if they have managed to keep any)..."So, there we were minding our own business and having a lovely conversation and enjoying a Crispy Chicken Sandwich from Wingers when all of the sudden....." I don't think so...I believe we were completely justified in shutting the blinds. I think we all had the right to a little supper with out having to be subject to some up close and personal porno in the process.